I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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