I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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