Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
My sheets look like a crime scene.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize