His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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