Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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