You're my little dorito
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm at about main and main street
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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