How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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