He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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