then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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