are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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