Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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