Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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