and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At least make sure they are 18
Why
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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