; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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