i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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