i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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