I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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