Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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