Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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