can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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