did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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