I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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