Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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