So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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