Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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