I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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