so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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