In America we eat man semen.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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