He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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