White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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