I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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