He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Barsexuality is the new black.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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