somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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