I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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