i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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