He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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