Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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