Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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