You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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