Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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