i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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