Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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