I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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