I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Be still, my beating vagina.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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