What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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