guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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