dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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