In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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