so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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