I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
