He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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