Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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