windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My ass is underappreciated
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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