I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My vagina is very pro this idea
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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