Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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