I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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