come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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